oh my god the lore
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Everyone of them is right
"You're going to miss out on all this media because of the strikes!"
Y'all shot a whole-ass Batgirl movie and refused to release it so you could get a tax break, constantly cancel popular shows after a single season, and remove stuff from streaming while refusing to sell it on physical media, so maybe shut the fuck up.
I hope every major studio and streaming service crashes, all your executives end up permanently unemployed, and that all we're left with is indie media produced by people who can see beyond the dollar sign.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Reblogging the potato of luck just in case
"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone
Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here
"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."
Post that have 10K notes in my heart.
Give it a minute.
There are multiple posts saying that Legolas is the Texan amongst the Fellowship of the Ring and you’re all wrong it’s Gandalf. It’s 1000% Gandalf. Gandalf followed a wild horse for two days to tame it and would regularly ride up to the Shire with a cart full of homemade fireworks. Gandalf's the Texan.
WORDS/PHRASES TO USE INSTEAD OF
very:
- extremely
- strikingly
- incredibly
- overly
- awfully
- damn
- dreadfully
- totally
- genuinely
- unusually
- highly
- quite
talk/whisper:
- speak
- tell
- chatter
- discuss
- gossip
- converse
- prattle
- blab
- mention
- utter
- chitchat
- verbalize
- mouthed
- voice out
- murmur
- mutter
- mumble
suddenly:
- unexpectedly
- out of the blue
- all at once
- without warning/notice
- instantly
- surprisingly
- in a flash
- out of nowhere
- in an instant
- like a shot
- abruptly
- on spur of moment
- by surprise
- before you know it
- with one's guard down
look/saw:
- watch
- view
- glance
- glare
- gawk
- set eys on
- stare
- peek
- gaze
- glimpse
- sight
- scan
- peep
- eyed out
- perceive
- noticed
- witness
these are just some words that are often redundant in texts but of course, these synonyms would still depend on the context of what you are writing. i will add more if i can !! you guys can also add more if you want to.
Reblogging again because I got an anon last week whining cause they did this to one of my unfinished series and the bot killed Y/N so now they want ME to give them a happy ending. Like. No. Suffer, bitch.
None of yall know my A03 but if I ever find out that anyone fed the fics I put my heart and soul into to a brainless plagiarism machine so it could spit out some shitfuck part 2 like a goddamn happy meal, as if a lifetime of genuine hard work and effort is worth that goddamn little to you that you can disrespect like that, I'm going to open up fics I haven't updated in years just to canonical kill off everyone in the worst fucking ways I can think of